Alright, so i went to a friend's party, and got soooooo drunk. (I type with one hand as i speak) From i can remember, and from witnesses, I can recount the tale.
My buddy was having a party and i got too drunk. too much vodka. She has this big back porch with a rock garden going around it on the ground. I tried dancing on the rim of the...banister? i fell off. I was in the hospital a few days, and i fractured my writing arm in two places. Thank you medical science for pain killers! i can't really write or anything, but i'll try getting back on the ball as quick as possible.
Also, NEVER get drunk where you could fall on rocks from high